Scale: Awesome Planets!

Imagine if all the planets in the solar system were the same distance from the earth as the moon, Cool, eh? If the sight of gas giant Jupiter wheeling across the night sky doesn't make you crap your pants i'd get some glasses!

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

If you're not really sure what you're doing when it comes to basic DIY, this could help. You won't need any special tools, just a saw, some materials and your penis. ProTip: You penis is the most useful tool you will ever own.

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

After a second round TKO, fans and trainers jump into the ring and nearly brawl. An innocent fan trying to calm everyone down ends up getting clocked in the jaw.

Prepare to vom in your own mouth as an aunt has a clogged pore unclogged for the first time in 25 years. Just be warned that once you’ve pressed play you’ll never be able to unsee this horror show.

G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

While filming a batting practice a home run shot is hit towards this guy and he manages to keep the camera focused on the ball while catching it. Total skillz!

This could be potentially dangerous if not done correctly.. -LOL

A collection of some of the most offensive jokes ever uttered. It's no surprise that Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr feature prominently on the list, with multiple entries each. No Sadowitz though?