Teacher Doesn't Appreciate Birthday Surprise

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

Everyone has a trick that does well at parties. This guy does 30 spot-on animal impressions—after warming up with a few dog and cat sounds, Finnish comedian and voice actor RudiRok mimics the sounds of insects and more.

Not to be confused with a lawn chair, this furry ball of meat will quite happily stroll around your yard and if you're unlucky he might try to come inside too. Unless you have a shouty old lady, the bear's natural enemy!

The Super Mario Bros theme is one of the most recognizable pieces of game music ever recorded. Here it is, played on wine glasses (water glasses) and a frying pan and it's nearly as good as the original.

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

You probably don’t need to watch a video to know this, but anything that bashes the Daily Mail can only really be a good thing, so totally worthy of your time. And the best way to do that is just to read out their headlines. Pwnd.

This is the exact opposite of 'jumping to safety'. Sometimes when your vehicle is filling up with water fast you forget to realise that you might me jumping out of the frying pan into the fire - OMG!

Morgan Freeman's voice is awesome. This has been established as scientific fact. Having him say things that he wouldn't normally say is therefore both awesome and hilarious. Time for him to say "Titty Sprinkles"!

It's not what's on the outside that counts.. it's what's on the inside - and that's even weirder.. WTF