The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

There’s some tip-top commentating here, really on target when it comes to not knowing his stuff. But that doesn’t matter, it didn’t for NBC. It’s just a shame all the Olympic coverage isn’t of this comedic quality.

For a small business, choosing the right global suppliers and expanding into overseas markets can be daunting to say the least. You need to make sure you're making smart and safe choices. But how do you do that?

This dude gets pushed off a ski lift and falls twenty feet landing face first in the snow. It's one of the perils of alpine fun thats not in the guidebook!

Puppets are always a little strange, but in this case I envy this puppet. The woman’s hot, you could do worse than having her hand stuffed up your backside. Is there something kinky going on?

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

You’ve been planning it for months and months, what could possibly go wrong? Well, quite a bit actually, as this compilation of wedding fails shows—don’t watch if your wedding’s coming up real soon.

Looks like someone missed their plane & decided to travel in their car instead? The flight is no-frills, but at least she doesn't charge fifty bucks to bring your suitcase.

Symptoms include a sudden onset of xenophobia, casual racism, and general hatred for others who aren’t like you.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.