Non-Alcoholic Beer Goggles

So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly.

Super sexy Delilah has us totally reforming our notion of a Fairy Tale with this uber sexy webcam clip. Strange days indeed!

There's definitely a puerile joke in here somewhere. An attractive girl from Hooters showing customers how to get rid of those unwanted 'bones' using just a stack of napkins and a little elbow grease...

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.

I didn't know those things were to be used outside the water.. OMG

Longboarding is great fun, the only problem is you go very FAST and thats when things start to get hairy. The lead guy spins around just in time to take a 30mph knee to the chin

I've never seen park equipment like this before? But this kid probably won't remember it..- LOL

Girls in exotic locations lounging around in bikinis with flowers in their hair looking all pretty and adorable. Why? Who really cares, that’s not what’s important. What’s important is it’s been made and we can see it for free.

I've never been shark fishing before so this could be a normal reaction from a Mako shark, but it's still pretty impressive. Personally I would have thrown the rod overboard and booted it back to shore as fast as possible. Then changed my pants.