Return of the Jedi: Alternate Ending

He really dropped the space ball on this one. I think i might prefer the original ending, its a bit happier.

In a city environment, you’re guaranteed to have some unwanted guests from the animal kingdom. Beasties like rats, pigeons, foxes, badgers, but it’s not every day that wolves start rocking up in your neighborhood. WTF!?!

If you are gonna impress a crowd then make it something BIG & dangerous, people like to think you might die. He flips over a guy in a wheel chair & builds up to clearing a Honda NSX going pretty damn fast.

He just ate a full serving of dirt and washed it down with a big gulp of river. I don't think he's going to want seconds.

One player, one ball and one idiot. With these ingredients you know something funny is going down. To be honest I had no idea that golf balls got hit hard enough to do this. Maybe golfers can actually command some respect?

So, why not include Bear Grylls & make an RPG of it? Instead of getting lost in the woods and wrestling grizzlies while upper cutting alligators & drinking your own piss, you can do it all from the comfort of your own basement.

Maybe this is just how they drink Absinthe in Russia, or maybe this guy is totally freaking awesome. Without going to Russia on a Hunter S Thompson style mission to. Sounds like a good enough excuse to me...

America's rednecks: They try so hard to move forward, but keep getting hurt by their backward ways.

In most sports, you can usually talk your way out of forgetting a play or strategy, but its a little tough to explain tha...

Skydive Dubai sponsored Soul Flyers World Champions Vince Reffet and Fred Fugen to break a new World Record by BASE jumping from above the pinnacle of the World's Tallest Building. Holy crap.

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