Wicked Bike Jump Faceplant

You kinda get the impression that this dude's not so great at riding a bike, but don't despair because he's excellent at driving his face into the ground. That really must have hurt. ouch.

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

This kid slips less than one second into a rail grind and lands nuts first on a steel rail. I wonder if he's been told about the facts of life, because it's meaningless to him now - OUCH!

Yeah, you heard me right. This fine upstanding gentleman has created an slingshot that fires small vibrating massage devices at high velocities. He demonstrates their penetrative power on a block of ballistics gel.

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

Here's some funny Funny king penguins getting into a slap fight at South Georgia, an Island in the South Atlantic Ocean—and it just goes to show that's it's not just humans who get into ridiculous scuffles.

The Paranormal Activity series sucks so much that the only entertainment to be had with it is in making fun of it. If you hadn't guessed, that is exactly what this video is doing. Still a better love story than Twilight.

More animated atrocities from the weird and warped mind of Cyriak. These ones are made from cute fluffy kittens so they're not as scary as they could be. If Cyriak ever makes a horror movie though it'll be freaking terrifying.

Ok, so it's not really Mr. Hood and more like some Korean dude attaching a camera to an arrow and showing us the skillz of Korean traditional archery, as seen from the arrow - It's still awesome!

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!