Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

What? You mean you're supposed to kick it INTO the net? Oh, now I get it.

All good things must come to an end and it looks like it's time for this auto to meet the big scrap-heap in the sky! Time to pour out a 10W-40 in memory of this lowrider.

If you think about it, it's not really hard to figure out Batman's secret identity. Wayne is the only man in Gotham with the kind of cash to splurge on all those glorious gadget that Batman has...

Who knew football hooligans were into Savage Garden, but it seems that they are, because here they are singing “Truly Madly Deeply.”

Hank the Singing Bottle has something in common with the Governor of California, he'll be back!

Daft Hands is back and whackier than ever - How do they do this?

By the looks of things, it looks like the place to be; hot sun, hot girls in swimwear, deck chairs, women licking the floor, and a guy playing the guitar in the street — everything you want, and need, from a nice seaside break.

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

Here's something you won't see every day. A cop pulling over another cop for speeding. Not only is this incredibly rare but it's also highly amusing as the speeding cop tries to talk his way out of it. PAYBACK, BIATCH!

Let’s all get rich selling our VCRs! Woohoo! Have we got to a point where VCRs are so old now they’ve become antiques worth loads of cash, like some relic from a forgotten age? It’s highly doubtful.