90 Foot Rubber Band Nutshot!

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to achieve greatness - He did actually impress the girls in his dorm with this idiotic stunt. Of course, bitter irony, he was useless to them afterwards - What a dufus!

Because a snow day without a near-death experience is a snow day wasted. In Russia, the snow doesn't kill you, you kill the snow!

Grey Bloke gives us his thoughts on beautiful women, why they find it hard to get a date and why he's bleaching his anus. Frankly that last one didn't interest me but the first two definitely did...

Forget chasing the post dude, today's modern dog has it's sights set on much bigger victims! This is what happens when dog trainers start keeping it hood!

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

Time to get your pussy looking trim & tight (WTF?) - It only works if your cats not lazy like this one..

A million free songs and, thankfully, not a single country-n-western line dancer in sight!

Heard about that new Mel Gibson movie where he projects his demons through a beaver puppet? It looks terrible and weird, and here's the inevitable recut of the trailer with his crazed rantings that we all knew was coming.

Getting attacked by a grizzly bear might not sound like the kind of thing to make you go "AWWwwwwwww", but if the grizzly in question is a tiny little baby bear who can only give you the slightest of nibbles it's DAMN cute.

Maybe these people are just desperate to be on one of those TV talent shows, or maybe they've just consumed too much of the free bar—either way they're doing pretty weird things.

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!