High Five FAIL!

How the hell can you get something so simple wrong? I guess when you vaty it you can! This would've gone from funny to awesome if he'd been going for the fist bump, instead!

If this doesn't turn you into a doe eyed, cooing retard in seconds then drop us an email and we will refund the time you spent watching this video. Personally I get like that just thinking about this video...

Well, when you charter a dump truck to get to the game, you've got to expect to get dumped.

Just let me watch this honey's video projected on the back of my eyelids from now until the violent explosion of our sun & I'll be a happy man. If I saw her in the flesh I'd probably implode!

Fat people falling over is pretty funny but when cats do it it's even better. It kinda reminds me of the last Shrek movie where Puss in Boots put on waaay to much weight and lost his mojo.

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!

Looks like this televangelist has turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. Wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like an angry Anakin who’s just discovered someone’s eaten the last of his Frosted Flakes.

Awesome clip of Ferrari's F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa riding the world's fastest roller coaster at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi. They claim this thing goes from 0-150mph in 4.8 seconds!

It's speed dating...Star Wars Style! Take a trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina and drop in with some of your favorite characters. Who would you take home? Darth Vader? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Even Jar Jar Binks...sort of.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.