Fat Kid Bounces Down Steps On His Head

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

If you're going to pretend to paint someones car, someones very expensive car, then you have to expect a pretty hostile reaction to your little prank at their expense, but this might have been a bit much.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

Disappointed with the ending of the Harry Potter film series? Not enough Master Chief in it for you? Well fear not, here's how the last film should've ended. Maybe they can bring out a director's cut on the DVD?

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.

I only wish this hottie was parading around like this in my apartment,she'd certainly look good next to my Ikea book shelve. She's anything but flat pack.

This kid knows how to get DOWN!

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

Is that a rocket in your pocket or... STOP, DROP AND ROLL!

If you've got an excitable pet that needs exercise but you don't want to leave the safety and comfort of your basement dwelling, this could be the perfect solution! All you need is a ball and some string!

Finalist in Doritos Crash The Super Bowl commercial contest. While these poofs we slapping each other up i would be spanking their girls up. What a waste :(