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Apparently childbirth is a wondrous thing to behold. One of nature's miracles. I'm sure it is, but I don't think I'd want to catch a glimpse of it while I was eating my spaghetti bolognese.

Like so many others, the cameraman just learned that if you let Usain Bolt get into your head, he'll psych you out before he ever starts running.

If you thought Badminton was just Tennis' slightly effeminate cousin, well, you'd be right but that doesn't mean it's not pretty damn awesome to watch when the players are good. This is about as good as it gets.

Being stuck atop a rollercoaster would be pretty sucky. Still at least these enterprising punters used the situation to their advantage and reenacted one of the best moments from Saturday Night Live.

Looks can be deceiving—because while this old guy might look like he's frail and past his prime, he's as dangerous as anyone in the ring. Just watch him totally beat the crap out of this poor young guy.

I've only seen one guy using these before and he wasn't doing it all live, some was pre-programmed. This guy's autism levels are obviously over 9000 as the ability to do things like this doesn't come naturally to most...

At SXSW competitive eater extraordinaire Takeru Kobayashi wolfed down a record-setting thirteen grilled cheese sandwiches in 60 seconds to promote the group messaging service GroupMe.

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

So if you're cycling around the countryside and come across a bunch of wild horses, it's probably best not to wave your hand around near their mouths. They apparently have an aversion to lycra clad idiots.

It's kinda like thug life, but more likely to play catch with you in the back yard. Yes, this is what happens when dads turn their hand to the rap game. It's a lot less cringe worthy than you might think..