Jet Ski Loading Goes Bad

Double Whammy! Dad's a goner, and the rental rates increase if you return the jet ski to the company's Watery Grave location - Sometimes it's just not your day, so don't fight it :(

Gummi bears are pretty damn tasty, but I think if I actually WAS one I'd have to draw the line somewhere and chewing through your own delicious, fruit flavored leg seems as good a place as any to draw it...

Normally when watching a fail video of a kid on a skateboard you expect to see them crash and burn, landing in a wicked scorpion grind and coating the street with their facial features. This isn't like that though. Weird.

If the shake weight is just a piece of regular exercise equipment then using it in a public place should get little or no reaction. When this guy tries to do just that he nearly gets arrested for public indecency.

It's kinda sad when pets are actually waay cooler than their owners. You can just imagine the dog thinking "ok. now i've taught him to do that, i wonder if i can teach him to lick his own butt'. Awesome stuff.

Rapping newscaster Robert Foster cuts straight through all the hype and bullsh#t surrounding the KONY 2012 video campaign with his linguistic talents. Special guest star: Carl Weathers. LOL!

NBA star Devin Harris takes on a street baller (Stuart Tanner) and gets his ass served up to him with all the trimmings. Credit to him though, he takes it like a true sportsman and congratulates Stu.

That's something you don't see everyday.. LOL

Jimmy talks to Morgan about his Science show, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, but they don't discuss normally, instead they suck the helium out of balloons while they chat, just, well, because.

This chubby redneck must have been a pitbull terrrier in his previous life!

What? You mean you're supposed to kick it INTO the net? Oh, now I get it.