Only The DEAD!

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

Am I the only one who's first reaction to someone drowning is to lol?

Forget your Lamborghinis, Ferraris, even Formula One racing cars. None of those come close to the coolness of this motor car.

Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.

Cats, what are they like, huh? Little do they know that they own the internet, if they did they'd be even more big-headed. Here's a selection of them playing around with their invisible toys and generally being awesome.

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

If the Wold Wildlife Fund adopet this as their official logo I might think about donating. As it is they're just the guys that forced Vince McMahon to use an acronym that sounds like an STD. Douchebags.

Quite possibly the biggest reason to hate the appearance of the winter months, that and the fact that all the bikinis have gone into hibernation... If you are unemployed however, this will make no sense!

All those seemingly endless lives Mario has, just where do they come from? The truth is revealed in this comic and it's not pretty, not pretty at all. You'll never play Mario the same way again.