Near Death Experience

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

Ah, the joy of high school gymnastics, innocence, team spirit and the knowledge that your daughter is in a safe and caring enviroment, where no harm whatsoever could possibly come to her...*Wait, oh SNAP!!!

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

If you haven't seen the Dark Knight Rises and don't want it totally spoiled for you, then look away now. This is an animated synopsis of everything that happens, without any of the filler or the silly affected voices.

This is pretty nasty, maybe Marty should change his name to Oedipus. But I suppose in Marty's defence his mom is pretty hot, I certainly would but then I'm not her son. Dude. Sick!

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

If you're the type to get excited about pretty pixels then you'd better reach for the cushion of modesty as the latest Crysis game engine is just visible on the horizon. It's all leafy and lush.

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...

The Oscars aren't going to know what's hit them next year - It's her fighting/action skills that will really impress. By the looks of it she could give Bruce Lee a run for his money, if he were still alive.

Some people jump from atop buildings with parachutes strapped to their backs, some leap out of moving planes. Jeremy Clarkson rolls Reliant Robins. Because that’s how he — ahem — rolls.

Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to get that 'special' shot. Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants video proof that he crapped his pants - OMG!