Punch A Friend FAIL!

A good lesson to remember is ALWAYS think about your opponent in a fight. Poor kid tries to land a 'dead-arm' punch but is competing waaay under his weight class and ends up on the floor in a world of pain & FAIL - LMAO!

Sometimes you don't have the balls to try a dangerous stunt and sometimes trying said stunt leaves you with NO balls! I don't think he was prepared for losing his V-card to be such a painful experience.

You know there's a recession on when the guy driving the baggage truck at the airport needs to make his own beeping noise due to cutbacks. It's crazy! I mean, what, are they charging by the 'beep'?

Longboarding is great fun, the only problem is you go very FAST and thats when things start to get hairy. The lead guy spins around just in time to take a 30mph knee to the chin

Mac fanboys or "Macfags" are possibly the most annoying breed of computer nerd. With aspirations of being cool and a condescending air, they will lecture you about how much better their personal computer is than a PC.

Everything is a remix. You, me, this sentence. Everything. It's so profound my head's going to explode into a remix of my brains, face, and skull.

If you work from home then one of your daily tasks, probably the hardest one, is fighting off your cat who is a constant distraction, trying to sit on your lap, your laptop, your head, your arm, your ear, you get the idea.

I wish I could take a trip with a beautiful Italian girl on television. It's corny, but i'd be there to give her the kiss of life, if needed?

This guy just bought a brand new jet ski and within the first minute of putting it out on the water he slams into a pier injuring himself and busting up his new toy.

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.

This just may answer that old question of nature vs. nurture: Are girls naturally terrible drivers or is it a learned behavior? I have a feeling that genetical research may well yield the answers to this mystery.